A kilt!!! call security!!!!

[Dreadbelly]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

With the scotch all drunk
and a mighty thunk
the roast was smashed

The crowd gave a cheer
on the wall a smear
where the mutton crashed

The guards were called
the staff apalled
the hall was trashed

The kilted rabble
in drunken scramble
the staff they flashed!

The guests ejected
their pleas rejected
and rudeness unabashed

Out onto the street
staggered their feet
away they dashed

Poor kilted Robin
who came a callin'
found himself tongue lashed!


Cheers

And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
Notes this thread has been Panached.

[Panache]

And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
Notes this thread has been Panached.

[sirdaniel1975]

Robin, that's the sort of life situations that happen to me.

I once had a Police officer knock at my door, and a neighbor "who was obviously high" accused my friends and I of making a disturbance. When the officer got the full story from the "high neighbor", we were described as 3 ninjas jumping on the roof tops and changing out of our "ninja outfits." Well, I had the last laugh that evening. This happened in January of 2001 in Naples, FL.

Not a kilt story...but just as exciting...

[davezero]

Disclaimer: the above jest is intended only as humor and is not to be construed as the opinion of the management of this site, anyone who reads or writes on this site, my dog (Skip), or even the author. Nor is the above to be taken as encouragement for wild parties, drinking bouts, kilted orgies, cattle reiving expeditions, raids against neighboring clans, or mutton abuse. Do not complain to the management if you feel that your children are being led astray as they do not approve of bad behavior either.

Well at least not Mutton abuse..... as for the rest.......

[Richland]

My Girlfriend gave a "Haggis Toss" game for Xmas one year.
Is the "Mutton toss" more difficult?
does one need to catch said mutton?
"kilted of course"..... back on topic!

[Rigged]

A new sport for the Games? Tossing Mutton for distance?

[mkmound]

A new sport for the Games? Tossing Mutton for distance?

Or perhaps, largest diameter splat on the wall??

[ccga3359]

I feel an Epic Poem coming on,with the ultimate line involving a flying leg'o mutton.

But there ain't nuttin' that rhymes with mutton, cept fore maybe button! But that wouldn't make sense.

[Dreadbelly]

I guess you've never been to Stutton.

[Retro Red]

But there ain't nuttin' that rhymes with mutton, cept fore maybe button! But that wouldn't make sense.

...the Scottish glutton,
He tossed the mutton,
Then took off on-the-lamb...