A kilt!!! call security!!!!

[Panache]

And yon hairy brute
His own skills astute
Notes this thread has been Panached.

[sirdaniel1975]

Robin, that's the sort of life situations that happen to me.

I once had a Police officer knock at my door, and a neighbor "who was obviously high" accused my friends and I of making a disturbance. When the officer got the full story from the "high neighbor", we were described as 3 ninjas jumping on the roof tops and changing out of our "ninja outfits." Well, I had the last laugh that evening. This happened in January of 2001 in Naples, FL.

Not a kilt story...but just as exciting...