New Toasts

[Monkey@Arms]

One of my favorites:

"May those who love us love us, and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."

Best regards,

Jake

[Warhoover]

Not a new one but one of my favorites:

Here's to the heath, the hill and the heather,
The bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!

[Big Paul]

Let's drink to California, way out by the sea,
Where a woman's ***, and a whiskey glass,
Made a horse's *** of me.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

An Irishman is never drunk as long as
He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
Fall off the face of the earth.


I have many many more!

[Graham]

Not a new one but one of my favorites:

Here's to the heath, the hill and the heather,
The bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!

I like that brad, well done

[Big Paul]

Friends may come,
And friends may go,
And friends may peter out ya know.
But we'll be friends,
Through thick and thin,
Peter out or peter in.