Let's drink to California, way out by the sea,
Where a woman's ***, and a whiskey glass,
Made a horse's *** of me.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

An Irishman is never drunk as long as
He can hold onto one blade of grass and not
Fall off the face of the earth.


I have many many more!