Quote Originally Posted by Dreadbelly View Post
That was on the very edge of puns with bad taste.

Watch it with those double bladed remarks there fella.

If I keep this up somebody is going to come pommel me.
Hey! I may not be the sharpest tool, but I'm not dull, and I take pride in that I'm usually on the cutting edge!

Well, that was all I had. Now I'm stuck!