and the addiction from the highlands of Colorado. We do have help for you with your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

My wife and I were in the Iowa City area last year during RAGBRI. We sat at the bottom of the hill leading into Cosgrove and watch soooooo many people make that left turn and start up the hill just to turn around and go back down. Then there were those that just walked up the hill. Just before you got to the church at Cosgrove, you pass the farms of my father-in-law and brother-in-law.