I Must be Crazy!

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Alcohol will lower your body temperature, making the temperature outside your body seem warmer relative to the temperature inside. Not a recommended way of keeping "warm" when it's cold out.

Actually, I think what happens is that alcohol causes vasodilation, so your extremities which would normally be vasoconstricted and cold to the touch, become warm. Unfortunately, this makes you lose heat faster than you would otherwise, and thus become colder overall. But, as many have pointed out-you just don't care. It's been said that alcohol acts as "antifreeze", but I suspect that the blood levels necessary for this would probably kill you!

Be well,

[Big Mikey]

So first you go to a sporting goods store and get a few hand warmers, then to a hardware store for some duct tape. Activate the hand warmers and strategically tape them in place under the skirt. You walk in to the bar all smiley and cozy warm and let the guys try to figure out why!!

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Have you seen the skirt! I don't think there's room for handwarmers underneath it, unless....

Be well,

[ccga3359]

Have you seen the skirt! I don't think there's room for handwarmers underneath it, unless....

Be well,

Let alone hands... Biting my tounge.

[Fearnest]

Have you seen the skirt! I don't think there's room for handwarmers underneath it, unless....

Be well,

(Fingers in ears...) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!

[mddock58]

This is getting to the point of where we REALLY need pictures!

[Fearnest]

This is getting to the point of where we REALLY need pictures!

(Fingers in ears...) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!

[ccga3359]

Who's got the popcorn?

[Tartan Hiker]

OK, now I'm going to have to go outside in the 19 degree weather and cool off a bit....

[ckelly327]

Well, having seen the pics of Dirka in the mini I can't wait to see the pics from last night. Please make my day Dirk and Dirka?