Here's the email I just sent to my office:

Gentlemen (and Ladies too),

Is crack not just a type of drug to you?
Have you had your fill of "Hungry-butt"?
Does the thought of a wedgie still make the hair on the back of your neck stand up?
Are you a Professional Baseball player who gets paid to adjust in public?
Do you have the legs to wear a kilt?

Then here's a chance to help not just yourself but others as well. Here is an opportunity to raise money for a charity called Direct Relief.

http://www.theglenlivet.com/society/...tday/video.php

Direct Relief International works to improve the health and lives of people living in developing countries and people victimized by disaster or war by giving support to locally run facilities, hospitals, and programs that provide health services with essential material resources – medicines, vitamins and nutritional supplements, supplies, and equipment. Most of these products are donated to the organization, and in turn Direct Relief International ensures that they are provided in the most secure, most efficient manner possible. Direct Relief International’s dedication to their cause is evident in the fact that less than 1% of financial support received goes to administrative and fundraising expenses.

If you are interested in participating in this event please drop me an email or stop by my cube and I can provide you some information on the event.

Thanks, and up with kilts! 8)
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We'll see what kind of response I get.