You know your in Canada when you can get a zamboni for your lawn tractor (or that your lawn is actually an ice rink long enough to own a zamboni).
I like Canada, Ketchup flavored "crisps", and all the good chocolate. You can't get "the good stuff" here in the states. It's funny when a canuk is an american chocolate virgin, they make some funny faces, then say "how can you eat this stuff"! One other thing I have noticed, How come all the "lame Canuks" live in the states? Kilt on frozen brothers!!