You know you're in Canada when...

[Dreadbelly]

Blue Ridge Pub is the only place I have found so far with real malt vinegar to put on your chips. Fries.

Long John Silvers had this malt vinegar flavoured stuff for a while, but it was nasty.

I was in a horrible snit for a long time after I moved to the South and couldn't find no malt vinegar for my fries. I went completely off on a waiter one time after I had asked and only got a puzzled look like "what the hell is this guy talking about."

I want my fish and chips with malt vinegar. You serve tartar sauce to me at your own risk.

[Fearnest]

Blue Ridge Pub is the only place I have found so far with real malt vinegar to put on your chips. Fries.

Long John Silvers had this malt vinegar flavoured stuff for a while, but it was nasty.

I was in a horrible snit for a long time after I moved to the South and couldn't find no malt vinegar for my fries. I went completely off on a waiter one time after I had asked and only got a puzzled look like "what the hell is this guy talking about."

I want my fish and chips with malt vinegar. You serve tartar sauce to me at your own risk.

In the south I pack my own malt vinegar, and in the north my own Tabasco sauce (though that's become almost universal in the US now).