Quote Originally Posted by turpin View Post
Aside from "the Question", what is the one (or two) question(s) you most often get about wearing your kilts, and what is your most frequent response to it?

The one that pops up a lot for me is:

"Hey man, where's your bagpipes?" to which I typically reply "Under my kilt!" This is always good for a laugh together, and tends to disarm any initial malicious intent.

Depending on the situation and the person asking, I may add "Wanna give 'em a toot?"
That's the question I get the most, almost everytime I wear my Kilt. I always laugh when people ask me, I find it funny, because I know they think it's the first time I've heard it . I usually answer with "Under my Kilt" or "I left 'em at home". I haven't been taunted by any questions about my Kilts, 'cept for my family, but that's all in fun.