How do you respond?

[angel923]

the weirdest one and the most frequent for me is "why don't I get my legs waxed?" My answer "becuase it itches as the hair grows back in." or "what you never seen a bear in a kilt before"

[Rigged]

I usually get, "Uh, excuse me, can I ask you something?" To which I reply, "Sure, but try to be original." Usually followed by blushing and gentle laughter.

[sirdaniel1975]

Questions I've been asked:

Do you play the bagpipes?
Is it true?
Are you Scottish?
Are you Irish?
What the #@!! are you wearing?
Soooo, what do Scot's wear under their kilts?
Is it a Scottish Holiday or something?

3rd party questions:

Daddy/Mommy, why is he wearing a skirt?

Statements directed towards me:

Please tell me you're wearing something underneath.....
Dan, no kilts tonight!
No, It's a skirt!

[PiobBear]

"Who invented bagpipes, anyway?"

It's a well-known fact that it was the Irish who invented the bagpipes and gave them to the Scots...who never discovered the practical joke.

[PaulX608]

Last weekend as we were leaving to go to our Scottish country dance class, one of the neighborhood boys asked me why I was wearing a skirt. I told him it was a kilt. He asked if a kilt was a men's version of a skirt and I told him "no, a skirt is a girl's version of a kilt!" My other current favorite reply to people who ask why I'm wearing a kilt is one I read on here. I wish I could remember who it was that said it, but it goes like this:"Well, all the women here are in jeans and I didn't want to dress like a girl!"

[PiobBear]

One I'm sure to hear at least four times on the 17th:
"Hey, why aren't you drinking green beer?"


As everyone knows, God always intended for beer to be black!
int:

[Dreadbelly]

One I'm sure to hear at least four times on the 17th:
"Hey, why aren't you drinking green beer?"


As everyone knows, God always intended for beer to be black!
int:

DAMN STRAIGHT SIR.

Quoted for truth.

[Woodsheal]

To smart-*** guys making the "skirt" comment:

"Look around; you're the one dressed like a girl!"

To the "where's your bagpipes" question:

"I don't own any. Where's your banjo?"

[angel923]

Yes but it does turn green if I take my vitamens. Then again I have already processed it through my kidneys by that time.

[Kid Cossack]

"Where's the bagpipes, lad?"

"At home, with my claymore, dirk and targe. Shall I fetch them?"