Is this the ultimate home appliance?

[ccga3359]

If some cheeky robot launched a can of near frozen horse piss like that at me I'd probably smash it with a sledge hammer.

Now... something that could safely launch bottles of Woodchuck...

Now the challenge. Whom will built our favourite Woodchuck chugger a Woodchuck chucker?

Or "How many woodchuck chuckers can chuck a Woodchuck jugger to a Woodchuck chugger before the Woodchuck chugger, having too much Woodchuck juggers upchucks?"

[Oldhiker]

[QUOTE=Colin;341844]why would you need that? Isn't that what a wife is for?
QUOTE]


How many men does it take to open a beer?? Answer - None! She should open it as she delivers the beer!

But it sure would have been nice to have one of those in a college apt.

[Warlock]

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer? What's next? Recliner toilets?

[ccga3359]

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer?

Save wear & tear on the pleats Dude!

Mods we should make this sticky under kilt accesories.

[BEEDEE]

Damn! Are you really to lazy to walk a few feet and get a beer? What's next? Recliner toilets?

Why not? The Japanese already make a toilet with a padded heated seat, control panel and several levels of spray wash (depending on anatomy) and warm air drying! Had one in a Ryokan we stayed in three years ago. Hard to get your head around a computer controlled toilet in a very traditional Japanese Inn where you slept on futons an the floor and bathed in a communal tub.

Brian

[Fearnest]

Ah, but develop one that'll deliver a nice black and tan, and then you'll REALLY have something!

[ccga3359]

Ah, but develop one that'll deliver a nice black and tan, and then you'll REALLY have something!

A Doberman? It'd fetch itself wouldn't it?

[Fearnest]

A Doberman? It'd fetch itself wouldn't it?

You MUST be from "Up North," wanting a warm dog vice a cold beverage... but fear not! Soon it will be summer in your latitudes, and by July the ice will begin to melt before the killing frost returns in August.

[KiltedKnight]

Why not? The Japanese already make a toilet with a padded heated seat, control panel and several levels of spray wash (depending on anatomy) and warm air drying! Had one in a Ryokan we stayed in three years ago. Hard to get your head around a computer controlled toilet in a very traditional Japanese Inn where you slept on futons an the floor and bathed in a communal tub.

Brian

The Japanese have far too much time on their hands.

Chris.

[ccga3359]

The Japanese have far too much time on their hands.

Chris.

Or bums!