Kilted Dodgeball Team.

[elitekiltedcommando]

Our school is having a dodgeball tournament, and I have assembled a team to play kilted. Slight problem... We need a name for the team. Any suggestions?

[Dreadbelly]

Our school is having a dodgeball tournament, and I have assembled a team to play kilted. Slight problem... We need a name for the team. Any suggestions?

Anything to do with balls really.

[elitekiltedcommando]

Well we have the slogan for our shirts. We just need a good name...

[cwr89]

??? like I saw on the history channel, the Ladies from hell?

just a thought.
~Casey

[Fearnest]

Anything to do with balls really.

You know, Dread, I was REALLY trying not to go there. But since you brought it up...

Cool Balls
Free Balls


But to get away from the balls thing (explicitly) how about...

DODGE THE QUESTION

Or something relating to Patches O'Houlihan...

Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: dodge, dip, dive, duck, and... dodge

[elitekiltedcommando]

Ladies From Hell was turned down by my teammates.

[Dreadbelly]

Your team mates are ninnies.

[Fearnest]

Your team mates are ninnies.

But can they dodge a wrench? If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[Dreadbelly]

We had the most brutal dodgeball games in jr high.

Mr Skeleton would be off getting drunk in his office and tell us to play dodgeball.

Since he was in his office getting plastered, anything went. Headshots, low blows, brutal firing squads where the last survivor was backed in to a corner and mercilessly executed.

I was really bad for grabbing somebody by their waistband, picking them up, and then using them as a human shield. Lot of guys cried about the wedgies, but boo hoo for them.

I was really bad for wall shots. I'd intentionally miss somebody, bounce it off the wall behind them, just so it'd hit the back of their head and give them whiplash.

[Big Mikey]

How about "The Highland Hurlers"?