I need to get one of these to sit on my desk.

It doesn't have enough guns though, Blackbeard carried dozens of pistols on his person. In his sleeves, on his belt, tucked in sashes, on his back and chest, in his boots, strapped to his leg, and hidden away in secret pockets in his infamous large red coat.

Much like the also infamous Doc Holiday, who was also fond of his pistols.

"You're so drunk you can't see straight!"

"That's ok, I got a pistol for each of you!"