I may be getting a traditional kilt

[cacunn]

If you've patented the process of putting on a kilt; what is the royalty that we have to pay you each time we wear a kilt?

This could break us and let you retire next week.

Matt

As I read your nuts and bolts, I notice you advise that the kilt goes on before the hose and shoes. This makes sense when you are wearing pants. Shoes are hard to get down pants legs and even the hose make it hard getting your leg down the pants. However, I would think that by putting your hose and shoes first would allow you to avoid sitting on your kilt while dressing.

I am alway trying to avoid one more wrinkle.