something else to keep in mind, many folk will ask the dumbest question, but in an earnest attempt to find out information.

I have found that if I answer their question (sarcastically intended or not) as accurately and informed as possible, it tends to dissuade from attempts at ridicule.

Except for those that I have a taunting relationship with . . . for those, my stock answer to most queries (men and women) is, "I understand, you're just jealous that my calves are nicer than yours. We all have crosses to bear in life."

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