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Kilt Killer Konfesses

When asked by reporters if she had reacted to her on-line name, the C.A.W.F.H. responded "No!! I told him that was the name I wanted to use. I finally had enough of him interupting my tv watching with his incessant whining! 'Are my pleats straight? Are my hose even? Is my hem level? Do these flashes go with this shirt?' "

It is rumoured that Mrs. B.M. will plead temporary insanity and , after 23 years of marriage will get off with time served.


Thanks for the big laugh!

Cheers

Panache