I have a pink kilt but I'm pretty sure the waist is such that only the "Flame-haired, blood-thirsty, Celtic, Amazon Goddess" (did I get 'em all ?) would be able to wear it ... and it closes "backwards".
The charity events or the "Men in Black ....Kilts" thing sounds fun.


CT - Sheri would be mad if you got her kilt dirty tho