My mixed blood pays off!

[Arlen]

I'd rather be called "Friend" if it is all the same. ;)

Ahh, a humble king. Just what we've all be looking for.
Let's all get together for a coronation.

[gilmore]

could you make me a thane?

Knife pleated or box pleated?

[Wompet]

I just found out this morning that I am the rightful King of Scotland.

All those affairs on the wrong sides of the sheets have paid off big... For me.

As it was explained to me, he bottom of the family tree starts with Dreadbelly; that is me. I'm the cousin to the sister of the son's niece's brother of the uncle's daughter's father of the nephew's sister's mother and my grandpa's only cousin was the King's daughter's sibling, but they're all gone.

Since that would make you my fifth cousin, four times removed, could I have the position of Keeper of the Royal Hounds? I have these plans to renovate the Royal Kennels with grand windows to bay out of, several dozen sofas to lounge on, a shallow swimming pool for the dog days of summer ...

[Frank McGrath]

Can I be the Royal Lift Truck Technician? I work cheap and don't complain ......much.

[Dreadbelly]

Since that would make you my fifth cousin, four times removed, could I have the position of Keeper of the Royal Hounds? I have these plans to renovate the Royal Kennels with grand windows to bay out of, several dozen sofas to lounge on, a shallow swimming pool for the dog days of summer ...

How does Director of the Royal Humane Society sound?

[Weasel Mender]

Sould the Kingdoms weasels or ferrets fail in their function I am Sire, at your service.

[Riverkilt]

Sir King,

I do not know how to fly, nor do I much like riding in the back of airplanes like a sardine in a can.

I do however like to look at airplanes and enjoy wearing uniforms with lots of stuff on them.

Can I be some sort of Admiral of the Scottish Air Force?

Thank you your majesty highness.

Ron

[ckelly327]

Alas, I don't have much Scottish blood in my history so I wouldn't want to take a position from the truly worthy but..... Thank you for setting Ireland free and if you could arrange a ceremonial position for me there I promise to try to get more people in Ireland to wear kilts.

Have you decided on the new official Royal tartan yet?

[davedove]

Your Majesty!!!

As a humble accountant familiar with government finances, I humbly ask to be appointed the Minister of Finance.

[Warlock]

could you make me a thane?

Are you thane now? Or are you inthane, like the rest of us?

Sir King,

I do not know how to fly, nor do I much like riding in the back of airplanes like a sardine in a can.

I do however like to look at airplanes and enjoy wearing uniforms with lots of stuff on them.

Can I be some sort of Admiral of the Scottish Air Force?

Thank you your majesty highness.

Ron

No Admirals in the Air Force, though the position of Air Vice-Marshall is unclaimed. Really nice uniform with that position. All uniforms are topped off with Belly-Bonnets!