Oh Rocky

[RockyR]

1) You'll have to buy a machete in Canada.
2) I understand the grudge (but think of it man... girl in leather mini kilt)
3) Your welcome to go to Toronto, but I live a few hours away...maybe east... maybe north ...maybe west
4) Yes it would be nice to have a brand new kilt to take with me...now I have found a new colour in leather...hmm do I have time to make myself a new kilt..(NO)

1. I'll sneak the machete across the boarder... you canadians are gullible. I'll tell the boarderguard it'sw a toothpick.

2. I have Kelly... I have a girl in a minikilt who can MAKE mini kilts... that's even better!

3. You forget... You gave me your address to send the kilt. "I have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes..." (see who gets that one)

4. YOUR kilt wil lhave left by the time I figure out I'm not getting mine.