"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction!"

There was also a toast a while back that we did. We kept doing a different toast with every drink that we took. Eventually we ran out of toasts, and someone raised his pint and said "To Blue!" and someone else quickly piped in "And all the colors in between!" We were obviously a bit tipsy at this point but it made perfect sense when we said it.