is it only the blokes that are lifted?

[DamnthePants]

Not to derail, but its a similar vein. I havent been lifted in the week ive had it, but more then a few people have asked me to "twirl" o_O.

Granted it makes the pleats earn thier keep, but its just kinda wierd to ask a guy to twirl around

[brandycr]

Never lifted a kilt unless I was ask to and ummmm lift mine and I just might knock ya for a loop lol

[cessna152towser]

The last time I had moy nose broken while 'discussing' whether or not the offender had homosexual tendancies.

No need to even discuss; the guy's behaviour already confirmed it.
I sincerely hope you got this idiot locked away in jail for a long sentence for breaking your nose.

[ozone]

I have been asked a few times to lift my kilt or have my kilt lifted (perhaps people out here are a bit more polite initially). My response is either:
"That's for me to know, and my wife to find out"
OR
"OK, can I pull down your shirt?"....this one usually stops the ladies cold and makes them realize that what they ask is rather annoying.