Wearing my team's (Montreal Canadiens) with my kilt would be ugly (my kilt being Lumsden Hunting Ancient, predominantly green and blue). A Leafs jersey would be a better match, and that won't happen in THIS lifetime or the next.

Actually, a Canucks Retro home jersey would look snappy.

For our European members, I can also say that my Manchester United strip would clash as well, and there is no chance of me donning a Chelsea or Rangers strip. Same idea, different sport.