How my sporran saved my love life

[kevinkinney]

Hmm,

Perhaps one of our LE brethren will loan you a few plates from their Second Chance vest to carry in your next sporran.

Kevin.

[Casper]

lol bet it scared the crap out of you

Oh hell yes!
It was the last thing in the world I expected.

PLEASE say that your kilt has a healthy layer of ScotchGard...

[David Dalglish]

David,
That is an interesting turn of a phrase. Might I enquire as to it's origin?

I have used that saying for many years, could not tell where it originally came from, but I think it is from Scotland

[Mumbles]

Wow! Good thing you had that sporran, otherwise you might have to go from kilts to sk*rts o.O

[Kirkwood]

Next time take the milkbones out of the sporran.

[Dirk Skene]

Brings to mind the phrase "Let sleeping dogs lie." Glad you were not hurt.

[Wompet]

... he lunges. Teeth bared he still comes at me, grabs my sporran (A SWK nylon) gives a tug and pulls it off me shaking his head violently.
After about eight or so shakes he drops it ...
It retrospect I prefer to think that he was protecting me from that tassled thing that was attacking my dangly bits.

Sounds like what my 85 lb Rott mix does with muskrats and woodchucks, except what Mog would've had the sporran dead in four shakes.
Just one reason I won't wear a fur sporran around the dogs.

[Graham]

That's the best story about a sporran I have ever heard, you get the prize!