The last time I was at the Dentist I was wearing my kilt and a cute blonde technician walks up to me and says "You are Dutch aren't you?" A little taken aback I said gently, "actually the kilt is Scottish". She looked at me and said, I know that. But your face and nose, you are of Dutch descent right?
What could I say but "err...yes you are very right... "

I had the strange feeling my Dutch ancestors were laughing at me from their graves...

Sorry your experience wasn't so amusing.

Cheers

Jamie