Quote Originally Posted by Improv1 View Post
I will pay one of my friends to kilt check you... possibly the androgynous drywall installer that showed some interest last time...
I remember kept opening bottles of beer with the one remaining tooth left. So impressed with me that my bottles were opened on other peoples teeth whether they agreed or not. Wanted to be called Spike as I recall.

Completely off topic but, if I get kilt checked at a family reunion does it still count or does Grandma have to give me my $20 back?