I'm not a moderator, I don't play one on TV, and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

With that said, a most humble request: if we're going to talk about the DaVinci Code, could we limit ourselves to discussing Dan Brown's literary techniques? I actually saw a real, punches-type fight break out as a result of discussing Brown's novel. (Hint hint: it's a NOVEL, like Battlefield Earth.)

Nice looking tartan, but it'd be way down there on the list for me.