Kilt store fire sale

[turpin]

"A fire sale of damaged stock is due to be held on the building's ground floor later this week - on a date yet to be arranged - to get rid of smoke-damaged kilts, whisky,..."

I'll take some of that smoke-damaged whisky, please.

[emolas]

This is funny:

and some bottles of genuine smoked malt whisky - nothing to do with the fire.

I guess now, it would be considered "twice-smoked whiskey"