On an uncharacteristically somber note - this is an area where Ron has shown us how to use patience and tact. A man who has no issues with his masculinity will not question yours. A woman who has no problems with her sexual identity will not cast dispersions on you for your dress code.

Insecure people are scared and irrational . Just like cows. Generally harmless, but big stupid animals none the less.

Now back to our regular programming.

1. People think your'e gay.

"Well, now that we know what occupies their mindspace, can we move forward?"

"Perhaps the next time 'they' have a thought, 'they' should just let it go."

"OMG! we got those statues to think? WHOOPEE!!"

"That must be because they are real smart. Or something"

"Well, you can't sneak anything past this Mensa Club."

"Projection 101."

-- Doug