Quote Originally Posted by Wompet View Post
A couple of kilt don'ts:
The kilt blanket:


And:

I mean, really, Grant - what were you thinking? Half-laced boots, rolled hose, and tartan flashes? Sheesh.

You guys thought I was going to mention the sporran again, didn't you?
A) I almost bought one of those towels

B) This is how we do it in Canada, so who let you into the country?

B.2) That sporron is for Panache!