A Kromer is a type of hat with ear flaps, great in the winter. Choppers are mittens where the top of the mitten flips back to expose the fingers (turning it into fingerless gloves) to do things that require more dexterity. Alternatively, choppers can just be very heavy winter mittens.
As for singular and plural, yes, they are often interchanged, but as with any dialect if you speak it you know what the person means. In the more Finnish areas the English articles are completly dropped ("you talking" instead of "you are talking", "Bruce crossing" instead of "Bruce is crossing"). I grew up with more of an Italian influence, which is softer, but it still sounds similar.
I don't speak with a heavy Yooper accent anymore (playing different characters on stage changed how I talk), but it's still there a bit. My Lady grew up in Colorado and she can definitly hear it.
An uair a théid an gobhainn air bhathal 'se is feàrr a bhi réidh ris.
(When the smith gets wildly excited, 'tis best to agree with him.)
Kiltio Ergo Sum.
I Kilt, therefore I am. -McClef
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