Quote Originally Posted by sporranlegionaire View Post
Whilst suggestions are still being lobbed into the slow steamer, I'll post these two which show just how bad things get after too many shots of single malt...

'Apron'd and pleat'd, we greeted'
...'cup of tea, luv?'...sounds like the kitchen at the parish hall on Women's Institute afternoon.

'Friendship chosen through yarn deftly woven'
...after a quick rub down with The Beginner's Book Of Poetry
Wow. While the poetry might be good for some circles, I think this is probably not one of them. I had visions of old english women in the 50's, sewing circles, and tupperware. A good laugh, but definately not for us. Thanks for sharing