Pink Panache

**The Wizard of BC** · 28th August 07, 07:44 PM

Lets see if this will work for you Jamie.

A political Candidate, who has asked to remain nameless, wore a Pink Kilt into the church of his choice. In place of the proper kilt belt he wore instead a gun belt.
The preacher/minister/father/ rabbi took one look at him and shouted over the congregation. HEY YOU! YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE WITHOUT WIPING YOUR FEET!!!

There, that should do it. I mentioned politics, guns, religion, confrontation and filth.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

**pdcorlis** · 28th August 07, 07:47 PM

Way to step up to the plate there Steve...

**Panache** · 28th August 07, 07:54 PM

Thanks Steve,

Between you and Alan, not to mention the great prestige I have among the rest of the Mod Squad , this thread is sure to be immediately closed!

I mean, the only reason the rest of the mods wouldn't do this would be that they are a bunch of sadists who enjoy seeing me dangle here.

But never fear I'm sure at this very minute cajunscot is moving this thread off the open forum!

Err Todd?

Well, Todd might be busy at this exact moment. But never fear! I'm sure Colin will note the wide variety of inappropriate material and pull the thread. Thus sparing me further embarrassment!

Unless he is looking at the "For Sale" forum...

What about Nelson? He's a good fellow, a friendly and kind person.

"Hey Nelson! A little Help here!"

Drat, he is probably looking at the "Celtic Music" section.

Hank?

Well that just leaves David and Mike...

I am so dead!

**LordKiltClad** · 28th August 07, 10:56 PM

Jamie,
Even with the odd stray of added commentary, this thread has stayed pretty much on the topic of a Pink Kilt.

May you walk more bow legged, with the other mods leaving this thread alone.

**Pleater** · 29th August 07, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by Alan H

Panache...you...you...you...you

taking a deep breath

you PIKER, you!

OK, THAT will get this thread yanked for SURE

Piker? No no - Pi\n/ker surely?

**mddock58** · 29th August 07, 09:02 AM

Poor Panache!

He's gonna be a little "flushed" on the 31st!

**ccga3359** · 29th August 07, 01:29 PM

Break out the Pepto!

**Perldog007** · 2nd September 07, 12:22 PM

Anxiously awaiting pictures of the Maroon kilt night .........

**BEEDEE** · 3rd September 07, 08:25 AM

So where are the pictures from the SoCal Kilt night? Hundreds of XMarkers are waiting with anticipation. This is worse than jonesing a new kilt!! Please put us out of our misery!

Brian