Female Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”

You: .... It's my normal mode of attire, Lassie.

Female Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?

You: …. Yes my name is Sean Angus MacDougal-MacTavish

Female Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”

You: …. Yes, every word of it!

Female Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”

You: …. Sure, I'll have the 19 year old Glen Garioch, please.