Hunt for the Acryli-Beast - the movie.

[ccga3359]

So I finally broke down and read all the installments of Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast. I admit I'm hooked just as I am with the Harry Potter series and not just because I play a major role in the book just because Panache writes like nice and stuff.

Just like Harry potter I believe this too will be made into a movie. This got me into thinking just who would play our roles (this is assuming that I am just too busy although I've heard that Pitt, Depp and Mortensen are all vying to play the lead character; Grant. Some are obvious such as;

Grant............................................. .........Himself
The Wizard of B.C.....................................George Carlin
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Nicole Kidman
Panache........................................... .......Don Knotts
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..George C. Scott
McMurdo........................................... ......Jackie Chan

Others I'm just not sure of. Who do you think would be good being cast as these charactors? Living or dead.

[Monkey@Arms]

Grant............................................. .........Himself
The Wizard of B.C.....................................George Carlin
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Nicole Kidman
Panache........................................... .......Don Knotts
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..George C. Scott
McMurdo........................................... ......Jackie Chan

Others I'm just not sure of. Who do you think would be good being cast as these characters? Living or dead.

You're just mean. I see myself played by a young Dustin Hoffman, or an older Zach Braff. Of course, there's always George Clooney . .

Best regards,

Jake

[Weasel Mender]

So I finally broke down and read all the installments of Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast. I admit I'm hooked just as I am with the Harry Potter series and not just because I play a major role in the book just because Panache writes like nice and stuff.

Just like Harry potter I believe this too will be made into a movie. This got me into thinking just who would play our roles (this is assuming that I am just too busy although I've heard that Pitt, Depp and Mortensen are all vying to play the lead character; Grant. Some are obvious such as;

Grant............................................. .........Himself
The Wizard of B.C.....................................George Carlin
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Nicole Kidman
Panache........................................... .......Don Knotts
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..George C. Scott
McMurdo........................................... ......Jackie Chan

Others I'm just not sure of. Who do you think would be good being cast as these charactors? Living or dead.

As I am currently under contract elsewhere I will yeild my role to Randy White


Mr Mender

[McMurdo]

Grant............................................. .........Himself
The Wizard of B.C.....................................George Carlin
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Nicole Kidman
Panache........................................... .......Don Knotts
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..George C. Scott
McMurdo........................................... ......Jackie Chan

Here are my picks

Grant............................................. .........Himself, largely because we could not pay anyone else enough to take on the role.

The Wizard of B.C.....................................Sir Sean Connery
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Angelina Jolie
Panache........................................... .......Brad Pitt
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..Robert DeNiro
McMurdo........................................... ......Gerard Butler

[ccga3359]

Here are my picks

Grant............................................. .........Himself, largely because we could not pay anyone else enough to take on the role.

The Wizard of B.C.....................................Sir Sean Connery
F-H.C.A.G........................................... .....Angelina Jolie
Panache........................................... .......Brad Pitt
Mr. Beedee............................................ ..Robert DeNiro
McMurdo........................................... ......Gerard Butler

We agree that I am priceless not worthless.

[McClef]

I am sure that a lot of us will want kilted extra parts too!

[Wompet]

I thought Kurt Russel was getting cast as Grant - he already has the hair.
I heard that the part of "Wompet the Kilted Border Dog" is either going to be CGI, a Muppet, or Andy Serkis or Ray Parks in prosthetics ...

[Erisianmonkey]

Actually, for the role of Panache, may I suggest Chris Barrie? I was thinking he could portray Panache as being somewhere between Ace Rimmer (One of Barrie's roles in Red Dwarf) and Gordon Brittas (His role in The Brittas Empire). Granted, that's a lot of ground to cover, but I think the story would justify it.

[ccga3359]

Of course it would be a coup if we had Arrogcow direct.

[pdcorlis]

Taking a classic approach...

The Wizard of B.C..................................... William Powell
F-H.C.A.G........................................... ..... Vivien Leigh
Panache........................................... ....... Leslie Howard
Mr. Beedee............................................ .. Bob Hope
McMurdo........................................... ...... Bing Crosby

and

Peter Lorre as Grant.