Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast

[McMurdo]

This is getting more and more bizarre every time, I'm not sure what to say.

[ccga3359]

Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast

A Victorian Tale of Horror told in Chapters

Chapter 16


He then turned to the blimp’s pilot inside the gondola and called out “Forward MacHummel!” With this we watched the Maple Leaf sail away...

Oh and please note, my Zeppelin driver also speaks german... and is very good... Mein Gott is Hummel!

[Weasel Mender]

Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

P.S. Grant I Did find the bomb, look under your chair

Mr. Mender

[ccga3359]

Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

P.S. Grant I Did fond the bomb, look under your chair

Mr. Mender

That's not a bomb under my hair!

[davedove]

My Dear Panache,

This story is hilarious. The only thing that could possibly make it better would be the reintroduction of the greatest character from your first story, the infamous Mr. Dove, even in a cameo appearance.

Aw, heck, bring in all the other characters as well. Mr. Malt, Mr. Derek, Mr. Red.

Now, if I can just find some way to get my hands on that c.a.j.u.n.s.c.o.t. computer.

[BEEDEE]

Once I drive Grant into the ice like like a tent stake do you guys want to shave his head?

P.S. Grant I Did fond the bomb, look under your chair

Mr. Mender

Shaving his head is probably too simple a punishment. even if we used a blunt razor. I think pulling each hair individually would be more fitting.

Ens. BEEDEE, XMAS Saltire Security

[Weasel Mender]

Shaving his head is probably too simple a punishment. even if we used a blunt razor. I think pulling each hair individually would be more fitting.

Ens. BEEDEE, XMAS Saltire Security

And much more fun!!!!

Note to the Kaptain,
Is not the Saltire an ARMED airship? Must we continue to suffer insults from a poltroon like Grant? Perhaps it is time to let our Weapons Officer test our systems. Grant has kindly provided us with a splendid target

YMOS

Ens. MENDER XMAS Saltire Security

[Splash_4]

Hmmm, I think we miss the point here.... Would not a hair sporran be a more appropriate ending to Grant?

Ens. Splash_4, Saltire Security

[starbkjrus]

I have GOT to stop reading this thread at the office.

[ccga3359]

Ah all this hot air spewing forth from the Christmas flag security detail, they must need all they can generate so that they can lift Panache's mighty ego of the ground. What is with Panache anyhow? Why is he wearing a maroon Porter's cap from the Waldorf Astoria? Is it even his own hat or is someone just having fun with him.

And another thing, mock my hair if you must, but I assure you it is made from the finest poly-viscous that MacHummel had woven... excuse me weaved by Martin Mills!