Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
Shaving his head is probably too simple a punishment. even if we used a blunt razor. I think pulling each hair individually would be more fitting.

Ens. BEEDEE, XMAS Saltire Security
And much more fun!!!!

Note to the Kaptain,
Is not the Saltire an ARMED airship? Must we continue to suffer insults from a poltroon like Grant? Perhaps it is time to let our Weapons Officer test our systems. Grant has kindly provided us with a splendid target

YMOS

Ens. MENDER XMAS Saltire Security