Role-Playing

[Peter C.]

Stranger "So why are you wearing a kilt?"

Me....... "Because I can't think of anything else to do with it."

Stranger "Wow, are you Scottish?"

Me........ "No...why...do I sound Scottish?"

Stranger "Is it true what they say?"

Me........ "About what a Scotsman wears under his kilt? No idea....why do you ask? Do I sound Scottish?"

Stranger "Can I buy you a drink?"

Me........ "Thank you. If you had asked that first I might have given you the answers you wanted to the other questions. Glen Fiddich please."

[Curnir]

Stranger "So why are you wearing a kilt?"

Me....... "I like it"

Stranger "Wow, are you Scottish?"

Me........ "Well me ancestors raided and traded with Scotland in longboats and some settled there... surely that counts for something?"

Stranger "Is it true what they say?"

Me........ "Yes."

Stranger "Can I buy you a drink?"

Me........ "Sure."

[kiltedsawyer]

Stranger: Why are you wearing a kilt?
Me: Are you...... talking to me?

Stranger: Wow, are you Scottish?
Me: Are you talking to....... me?

Stranger: Is it true what they say?
Me: Are you talking.....to me?

Stranger: Can I buy you a drink?
Me: Now you're talking.