Panache and the Great Hunt for the Acryli-Beast

[davedove]

The crotchety old kilt maker had chosen a solid color of rich, masculine, bold maroon for the kilts and everyone thought them quite splendid. The only exceptions being Mr. Splash, Mr. BEEDEE, and Mr. Mender as their new kilts clashed rather badly with their red security tunics,

That's because they could see it was really pink! You didn't think you could slip that by us now, did you?

or better yet a band of vicious though very lost penguins

Any penguins who are lost that badly are bound to be a bit vicious.

[starbkjrus]

Any penguins who are lost that badly are bound to be a bit vicious.

Perhaps even viscous.

[ccga3359]

They're wearing pink kilts!

Oh and don't worry McMurdo your time will come:

Yours to Panache:

[Weasel Mender]

Herr Kaptain,
Thank you for the new "maroon" kilt however Mrs. Mender has forbidden me to wear that colour, I will just stick to my 28 oz. predator camo kilt thank you

Ens. Mender

P.S. Isn't the security details length of service long enough to merit a promotion to J.G.