Jonesing to jones, random weirdness

[CameronTaylor]

In my newly acquired side business of slinging interior paint I have made a deal with the redhead. She'll buy me a FK HBC kilt in return for the living room, kitchen, dining room, bathroom, and bedroom in addition to a fistful of dollars. Additionally she's paying part of a Matt Newsome 5-yard California (absolutely no thanks to Bonbright Woolens so I get better stuff and Matt gets more cash).
There's a thread on here somewhere about a beach towel kilt which I never read, assuming it was something like a terry cloth kilt for around the house.
Well sir I got an early birthday present friday night at Ireland's 32 in Van Nuys and guess what ? It's a beach towel printed to look like a kilt with a sporran and kilt pin. I did of course model it for the bar but .......... I have some weird friends .....
On the other hand it makes for a pretty good bath towel (but it doesn't wrap "properly").


CT -

[cessna152towser]

Sounds like you've met a sensible redhead, keep in there.

[Perldog007]

I have a whole gang of redheads. The Mrs., my best lady friend, my son's mother, all red heads. At least in the area of kilts, they do seem to be pretty reasonable ladies.

And before it crosses anyone's mind, yes I have had all three out to dinner at the same time. Let's see Sean Combs do that. Sometimes it takes a man in a kilt.

We should make that a kilt do, do hang on to your red headed lass(es). They are (a) rare treasure(s).

Sounds like you have done well. Happy kilting with all that nice new gear!

[Riverkilt]

Visions of the Rabble standing at busy interesections in their towns, holding cardboard signs, "Will work for kilts."

Ron

[James MacMillan]

No, much better a sign that says - "Will drink for kilts!"

[ccga3359]

Redheads scare me. they're so... volotile, vicious...

[majdan]

I have a whole gang of redheads. The Mrs., my best lady friend, my son's mother, all red heads. At least in the area of kilts, they do seem to be pretty reasonable ladies.

And before it crosses anyone's mind, yes I have had all three out to dinner at the same time. Let's see Sean Combs do that. Sometimes it takes a man in a kilt.

We should make that a kilt do, do hang on to your red headed lass(es). They are (a) rare treasure(s).

Sounds like you have done well. Happy kilting with all that nice new gear!

I agree, Red heads are the bomb but I don't think that I could handle 3 at once. My attention would just be too divided