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What is a pirates favorite Fast Food?


no groaning allowed

ready..........




ARRRRRRRrrrrrrrrBies

How much does it cost a pirate to get pierced?

A Buccaneer.

How does a pirate take measurements?

With a yaarrrdstick.

What's a pirate's favorite style of socks?

Aarrrgyle.