Complete This sentence: You Know You're a Kiltie When:

[Mr. MacDougall]

The first thing you notice about girls in pleated skirts is what tartan they're wearing.

[MacWage]

When goings on within an internet forum interferes with "real life."

[acstoon]

You stand and drool in front of bolts of tartan yardage.

[acstoon]

When goings on within an internet kilt forum becomes "real life."

[Ayin McFye]

You don't even notice the strange stares from people when you walk into a building anymore.

[Ayin McFye]

you own enough kilts to wear them full time 7 days a week.

[acstoon]

You add ghillie brogues, to your Christmas list... complete with specifications.

[acstoon]

"Tank" no longer means a machine of war.

[mkmound]

. . . if you ask friends and family members (who have digital cameras) if they will take photos of you in different combinations of kilt / hose / shirt / etc. so you can evaluate your outfits . . .

(and, of course, they answer "you want me to do WHAT???")

[acstoon]

The monetary value of the pleated wool garments & accessories, in your closet, exceeds the gross national product of some 3rd world countries.