Complete This sentence: You Know You're a Kiltie When:

[MacWage]

You MAKE your own kilts, so you can afford a big enough collection for regular wear.
(and make many of your own accessories)

[David Dalglish]

When you go well out of your way just to pass the local kilt shop, & say to your wife "I am just looking-- honest"

[Panache]

When you have a dream where you are working at the Utilikilt Store and find out that Steve Ashton is actually in charge of the whole operation...

Cheers

Jamie

[MacWage]

You look at your favorite sports team's jersey/uniform and wonder . . .
"What tartan/kilt would that match best?"
(Esp. without consciously making such an effort.

[davedove]

you are on the internet talking to other men about clothing and accesories

Hey, as long as we're not asking if a particular kilt makes out butt look big.

The first thing you notice about girls in pleated skirts is what tartan they're wearing.

I'm not that bad yet, but it is the SECOND thing I notice.

[O'Neille]

...You put your boots on first and then realize you have to take them off to put on jeans.

[pdcorlis]

You eye the dog leashes at Petco and think... "With a little work that could make a nice sporran strap!"

[pdcorlis]

You walk past the young misses section in the department store and wonder if you could fit into a pair of the knee socks on the isle end display.

[McMurdo]

You go into a drugstore and the cashier says
"Don't you live at such and such"
Because she recognizes you from your kilt.

(BTW this happened this morning)

[irishrob]

When planning your vacation you refer to the map to make sure you can visit at least one kiltmaker!