Hey Hamish - Have you ever heard the expression "Bull in a China shop?" Well that pretty much explains my life style!

I avoid light colors for just that reason. Which is also a pretty good advertisement for the tartan. Because with all the colors woven together, if a strange color or spill joins the fray, they are readily accepted!

But I am still against the white kilt. I would be so self concious, trying to avoid dirt, that it would vastly reduce the pleasure of the moment.