Quote Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome View Post
The woman, who looked to be in her mid-twenties, soberly instructed all the children that if your tartan had red in it, that meant you had bastards in your family.
In her defense, she was probably correct....If your tartan has red....or blue, green, black, white, yellow etc... then you most assuredly have bastards in your family somewhere. Legitimacy is no prerequisite for being a part of a family.

Arlen, thanks for the entertaining story.