Quote Originally Posted by gilmore View Post
Look on the bright side. It's far too short to put its cold wet nose to your dangly bits when it sticks its head under your kilt.
Oh, I don't know about that...when I go to visit my mom and dad, the Maltese comes over and demands attention and when I drop to one knee to pet her, she dives under the kilt and won't come out. My dad finds this quite amusing.

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