Missions of the Retrieval Team - Kiltmen Down

[ccga3359]

Alexander, do you happen to have Veronica's number? I distinctly felt her slightly trembling hand slide down wool clad milky white thigh. I think she was about to kilt check me before you abruptly beckoned her away. Please?

[Canuck]

Alexander, do you happen to have Veronica's number? I distinctly felt her slightly trembling hand slide down wool clad milky white thigh. I think she was about to kilt check me before you abruptly beckoned her away. Please?

Watch it ...rumor has it, you will be kidnapped to some far exotic place...inhabited by monkeys...they have been trained to search for bananas in the most unlikely places....your kilt checking dreams will be Granted...hahaha...not sure how long it will take to get a rescue party in order...we figure it will be at least a week....Oh did I mention the flying squirrels ...they have a passion for nuts......

[ccga3359]

Watch it ...rumor has it, you will be kidnapped to some far exotic place...inhabited by monkeys...they have been trained to search for bananas in the most unlikely places....your kilt checking dreams will be Granted...hahaha...not sure how long it will take to get a rescue party in order...we figure it will be at least a week....Oh did I mention the flying squirrels ...they have a passion for nuts......

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[ccga3359]

Dove, I too, bid for this contract. You severely undercut me. I see that you signed for the book deal. Curse you. Send Ms. Thrush over to negotiate kilt check movie rights.

[Panache]

Why is everyone always so mean to Grant?

Oh that's right, he deserves it!

Cheers

Jamie

[ccga3359]

Why is everyone always so mean to Grant?

Oh that's right, he deserves it!

Cheers

Jamie

I really dislike you Dee*. I would really like for you to know that !

*Panache! Note; quote recycled from another thread to save ink.

[Canuck]

Why is everyone always so mean to Grant?

Oh that's right, he deserves it!

Cheers

Jamie

Because it's easy and we're lazy! But of course under those golden locks is a .... a ...it will come to me eventually...ah...well...you know....um....
I think I hear a kilt check calling gotta go... oh hi ladies, you like that buttery sift leather eh?
cheers
Robert (the old guy!)

[davedove]

Dove, I too, bid for this contract. You severely undercut me. I see that you signed for the book deal. Curse you. Send Ms. Thrush over to negotiate kilt check movie rights.

Hmmm, movie rights. I wonder who should be cast to play Mr. Dove in the movie?

[Howard Clark]

You guys need more to do.

Very entertaining. I think Pearce Brosnan would make a good "Mr. Dove".

"My name is Dove, Mr. Dove, and this is my associate, Ms. Thrush"

"I do not know how you have located the Kilt Police headquarters, Mr Dove, but you will never leave the premises. My Russian bodyguard will see to that. Would you care to meet her, her name is...... Kiltchecka Velvethand, and she is most skilled in the marital arts of distraction and subterfuge." Bwahahahaha....:]

[davedove]

"My name is Dove, Mr. Dove, and this is my associate, Ms. Thrush"

"I do not know how you have located the Kilt Police headquarters, Mr Dove, but you will never leave the premises. My Russian bodyguard will see to that. Would you care to meet her, her name is...... Kiltchecka Velvethand, and she is most skilled in the marital arts of distraction and subterfuge." Bwahahahaha....:]

That's great, just the type of scenario I had imagined.

Perhaps we should introduce Grant to Miss Velvethand.