Scéal Gaeilge

[TheKiltedWonder]

wait, where does one find beautiful irish Gaeilge múinteoirí?? In Ireland I presume...

As for the Gaelic, I was never good at that language, but I think the conversation went something like this:
Hello (God to you)
Hello (God and Mary to you)
What is your name?
Greg is my name. Where's Eamonn?
He's sick (isn't that normally tinneas?) How are you?
Still alive, barely

[Mael Coluim]

A pretty lass has a way of demanding our attention!