A couple years back I was at a local fair when I saw a gent in a khaki utilikilt and an X-Marks shirt. The only xmarker I knew who lived in a North Seattle suburb was Efer, so I called the name. After a minute he turned around. Unfortunately I hadn't worn a kilt that day, so it took him a few seconds to figure out who was asking for him.

First time in my life I was embarrased to NOT be kilted!